TV Guide

5 day SABC, eTV and M-Net television guide. Schedule created on Saturday, 4 September at 14:58. [Home Page]

Sat 4 Sep 2010 00:00

SABC 1
05h00Matrics Uploaded (Maths)
According to DSTV, Matrix Uploaded. An educational programme offering multimedia lessons across seven core subjects - mathematics, physical science, English, business studies, accounting, maths literacy and life sciences.
05h50Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only.
SABC 2
05h0050/50 (2008)
A conservation and environmental magazine programme that covers a variety of topical and serious environmental issues.
05h57Op Pad
A local religious devotional programme in Afrikaans.
SABC 3
05h00Wille Wereld
A humorous, easy-to-follow exploration of some of the wonders of the natural world, with a mixture of amazing animatronics and some excellent wildlife footage.
05h30The Mummy II
Based loosely on hit movies The Mummy and The Mummy Returns, the O'Connells find themselves being chased around the world by the undead corrupt High Priest, Imhotep, and his lackey, Colin Weasler.
e-TV
05h30e-Shibobo 2010
A magazine programme that features interviews with key players, coaches, commentators, football bodies and prominent soccer personalities.
M-Net
00h20The Last House On The Left
After kidnapping and brutally assaulting two young women, a gang led by a prison escapee unknowingly finds refuge at a home belonging the parents of one of the victims. Garret Dillahunt, Martha MacIsaac. (2009) Dennis Iliadis
02h10The Onion Movie
A comedy that explores what happens when journalistic integrity is compromised by corporate sensibility. A news anchor is furious when asked to bend to the will of his corporate overlords. Steven Seagal, Ken Takemoto. (2008) Tom Kuntz
03h40Leatherheads
A romantic comedy set in the world of 1920s football, where the owner of a professional team drafts a strait-laced college sensation, only to watch his new coach fall for his fiancee.
05h30The Spiderwick Chronicles
A family moves into an estate and find themselves in a world of faeries. Unable to explain the daily accidents, they blame it all one family member. Freddie Highmore, Mary-Louise Parker. (2008) Mark Waters

Sat 4 Sep 2010 06:00

SABC 1
06h00Changing Your World V (Commercial Religion)
Dr Creflo Dollar, founder and president of the Creflo Dollar Ministries, shares the wisdom and inspiring message of the Gospel of Jesus Christ in a unique manner.
06h30Siyakholwa - We Believe III (Loc Kids)
An educational children's programme targeting young parents, and their children between the ages of five and nine.
07h00YOTV XXII Big Breakfast Pt 1
According to DSTV, YO.TV's Big Breakfast. YO.TV takes on the big challenge of creating entertaining, educational and informative children's programmes in a vernacular language and with real African flair.
07h30YOTV XXII Big Breakfast Pt 2
According to DSTV, YO.TV's Big Breakfast. YO.TV takes on the big challenge of creating entertaining, educational and informative children's programmes in a vernacular language and with real African flair.
08h00Shinzo (Foreign Animated Series)
After being banished from the group by Yakumo, Mushra wanders through a ruined city and befriends a group of Enterran Bugs who are building a trap for a powerful monster. Meanwhile, Yakumo, Kutal and Saago stroll into a village where they are immediately crowned as the town’s one-millionth visitors and are treated to a celebratory feast. Unbeknownst to the group, however, the banquet is really a trap designed by the Enterrans Bugs to catch Yakumo.
08h30YOTV XXII Big Breakfast Pt 3
According to DSTV, YO.TV's Big Breakfast. YO.TV takes on the big challenge of creating entertaining, educational and informative children's programmes in a vernacular language and with real African flair.
09h00Dexter's Laboratory 1 (Foreign Kids)
The siblings compete to be Major Glory's sidekick. Dexter becomes trapped in a video game. The superheroes fight over what to watch on television.
09h30YOTV XXII Big Breakfast Pt 4
According to DSTV, YO.TV's Big Breakfast. YO.TV takes on the big challenge of creating entertaining, educational and informative children's programmes in a vernacular language and with real African flair.
10h00Generations Omnibus
'S19/E252, 253, 254, 255, 256 - Omnibus'. Repeat of the week's episodes.
SABC 2
06h00Thabang, Thabong VII
'S7/E123'. A children's programme filled with songs, stories, and competitions. The show is presented by Phuti who is joined by her puppet friends, Thandi, Tiki and Toko.
06h30Eish II
'S2/E14'. A school-based quiz show based on entertainment, geography, physical development and history.
07h00Weekend Live
Weekend Live will bring issues of lifestyle to audiences across South Africa, as well as exploring the world of arts and sports fixtures for the weekend.
08h30DIY Met Riaan III
An Afrikaans show hosted by Riaan Venter, in which he and his team teach handy DIY tips and tricks while undertaking a variety of projects.
09h00House Call VIII
This is a live weekly programme that offers free medical advice and tips as well as focusing on specific medical issues that are in the public domain.
10h00Takalani Sesame 2 (M)
An educational fun series targeting pre-school children. It aims to stimulate their natural curiosity with wonderful characters.
11h30Each One Teach One 2
A guide with preferred solutions to the many challenges that parents, learners and educators are faced with.
SABC 3
07h00Knock Knock V
According to DSTV, Famous!. In a series where reality show meets magazine programme, five aspirant South African superstars, all teens, are set the task of successfully recording an album.
07h30AM Shopping
An outlet for direct response infomercial-style programmes, allowing the viewer to shop without leaving home. Products are featured with detailed information about the items, showing how they work and their merits and advantages.
08h30Mickey Mouse Club House II
According to DSTV, Mickey Mouse And Friends. 'S1/E19 - 1/19'. Children's entertainment with Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy Duck, Goofy, Pluto and Ludwig Von Drake.
09h00Handy Manny II
Handy Manny is the number one repairman of Sheetrock Hills. He has living, talking tools and likes to help everybody.
09h20Steven and Chris (Reb)
10h30Power Within
'S2/E28 - 2/28'. The Power Within highlights a specific theme in each episode, viewed from a factual, lifestyle perspective. A cross-section of women who have overcome obstacles and inspire others will be featured.
11h30Hatch
'S1/E15 - 1/15'. From conception to production to reproduction, Hatch cracks open the world of design. Hatch unscrambles the mysteries and magic of design by showcasing it in all its applications and expressions.
e-TV
06h00Higher Life
Providing inspiration, faith and hope for everyone.
06h25Infomercial 10min
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only.
06h35Microscopic Milton
Children's animated shorts featuring a tiny character who lives in a clock in Mrs Witherspoon's house. Only his friend Douglas, a shaggy dog, knows that he is there.
06h40Cool Catz
Cool Catz is a funky, fun studio based show starring 4 of the coolest Cats in town: Catnap, Wildcat, Smartycat and Kitty Kat. Their favourite "hang-out" is the Cool Catz Club House which is situated at the top of a very tall tree. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. Cool Catz embraces the energetic and imaginative world of the pre-school audience. It entertains, excites, stimulates and motivates them to enter the magical world of the Cool Catz. All of the animals and characters will be featured as animations when they are outside the catz club house. As animated characters the catz have super powers...
07h05Microscopic Milton
Children's animated shorts featuring a tiny character who lives in a clock in Mrs Witherspoon's house. Only his friend Douglas, a shaggy dog, knows that he is there.
07h10Cool Catz
Cool Catz is a funky, fun studio based show starring 4 of the coolest Cats in town: Catnap, Wildcat, Smartycat and Kitty Kat. Their favourite "hang-out" is the Cool Catz Club House which is situated at the top of a very tall tree. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. Cool Catz embraces the energetic and imaginative world of the pre-school audience. It entertains, excites, stimulates and motivates them to enter the magical world of the Cool Catz. All of the animals and characters will be featured as animations when they are outside the catz club house. As animated characters the catz have super powers...
07h35LITTLE LULU SHOW, THE
PRISONER EXCHANGE Marty the Midget has escaped from prison and is lucky he runs into Tubby. He convinces Tubby to "swap" clothes, but then, when he is mistaken for Tubby, Marty finds lady luck has changed. Life on the street is way too tough. He begs to be put in jail. He's just no match for... Lulu. BALLOON DERBY, THE Everyone agrees that advertising can be really boring. But not Mr. Kohlkutz' s new gimmick. He's sure to bring in the business when kids scour the city looking for his specially marked balloons. The problem is, the damage the kids do far outweighs any of the now not so free publicity. DUMMY SKELETON A skeleton in the street, two boxes shaped like a coffin, one old lady, one crazy doctor, one cop, and kids on roller skates. These are the forces that converge when Lulu, Tubby, Annie, and Iggy do...
08h05DENNIS THE MENACE
Dennis Predicts: Dennis gets hit on the head with a kickball and suddenly develops the ability to predict the future. At first his friends and family don't believe this, but, after several predictions come true, they all become believers. Unfortunately, Dennis, again, gets hit in the head with a kickball. This time when he predicts a "snow storm in July" the entire city prepares, with snowplows for the streets, people in heavy coats, etc. Well, the temperature hits 100 degrees and everyone gets upset with Dennis. He makes one last prediction -- he'll never make another prediction again! Dennis And The Kangaroo Cavalry: The Mitchells and the Wilsons visit Sydney, Australia just as wild kangaroos invade the city. Dennis and a local boy round up the kangaroos and guide them to safety. Meatball Mess: Dennis, Joey, and Gina decide to make spaghetti and meatballs. Not only is the Mitchell kitchen...
09h00Jozi Zoo
Join Faisal the Meercat, Bob the zookeeper and his friends at the Jozi Zoo.
09h05SISTAHOOD
Sistahood is the first of its kind on teen television programming. For girls, by girls - an exclusive platform for female expression! During these 24-minutes, 2 Sistahood presenters chill with a Girl Power guest, "shop" and talk about being on the move and going places, and have inspirational quotes to encourage sistas to do it for themselves. Content of the programme is aimed exclusively at our female audience and comprise of current, relevant, exciting and totally "girly" issues. No scripts - all ad lib!
09h30RHYTHM CITY OMNIBUS
'S4/E786 - 4/786'. S'bu confronts Miles for meddling in Hustle affairs and rejects his bail out offer.
11h20Infomercial 10mins
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only.
11h30WWE BOTTOMLINE
If you just can't get enough of wrestling, then this show is for you. On WWE: The Bottom Line, you'll most likely see all of the best matches from previous episodes of Raw or see some talk of the upcoming shows. And the old dependable will be there, with stars such as John Cena, Randy Orton...and many more.
M-Net
07h00Barney & Friends
'S13/E9 - Bonjour Barney'. Join Barney and the gang for adventure and fun.
07h30Poppets Town
'S1/E4 - 1/4'. Life's a party in Poppets Town. Building, exploring, racing and roaring around town, the Poppets are always having fun, fun, fun. But each new adventure brings with it new challenges.
07h45The Mr. Men Show
'S2/E19 - 2/19'. Whether you are Mr Nervous, Little Miss Chatterbox or Mr Lazy, we could all use a lot more of Little Miss Sunshine.
08h00K-TV Power Edition
A live transmission of K-TV Power Edition from 08:00 to 10:00 CAT.
08h15Peekiboo
'S1/E22 - 1/22'. We visit a beautiful magical garden with a talking tree. Our friends in the magical garden welcome and entertain the friends at home.
08h30Thembi And Themba
'S1/E22 - 1/22'. Thembi, the fairy, and her dwarf brother, Themba, are on a continuous adventure in their garden. Together with their garden pals they have boundless fun.
08h45Hi-5
'S8/E4 - Doing (Can Do)'. Hi-5 is a show, filled with music and movement, for toddlers and young children. They learn as they play along with the Hi-5 gang.
09h30KTV-Local Programme TBA
Special entertainment programming for children.
10h00Shelldon
'S1/E24 - 1/24'. The adventures of a shellfish named Shelldon and his friends, Herman and Connie.
10h30Beyblade
'S1/E18 - The Green Hades'. Fresh from his rejuvenating experience on the mountain, Gingka reunites with the gang at Koma Village. He and Hyoma show his friends all the cool beyblading spots.

Sat 4 Sep 2010 12:00

SABC 1
12h20Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only.
12h30Imizwilili XIII
A music programme that introduces choral groups in a fresh and exciting way by showing them in their individual cultural environments and daily lives.
13h30TBC
According to DSTV, Harambe. A youth-based talk show that aims to raise awareness about contemporary issues affecting South African teenagers and young adults.
14h00Sportwrap - Live
According to DSTV, SABC Sport On 1. Get all the latest sport on SABC1.
14h03TBC
14h30Laduma
SABC 2
12h00T.M.S
According to DSTV, Sarah Talk. The series highlights issues that concern tweens and through a series of scenarios and discussions, the tweens bring about possible options which they can apply to their realities as solutions.
12h30Hola Mpinji
'S1/E8'. A story about Stanza Nareng, an ambitious young man, who wants to show that his ground breaking hip hop gospel can win in the regional gospel singing competition using his newly formed group H2G.
13h00Muvhango X & XI
Azwindini is furious for his elders' lapse of judgment and the police set up a meeting. Masase does not have money to pay Thandaza and KK does not intend to pay MH. Spha does some checking up on Ranthumeng. Mulalo and Mulimisi have a falling out when Mulalo questions Mulimisi's innocence. Vho-Masindi finds an important clue in Lufuno’s clothes.
13h30Muvhango X & XI
14h00Muvhango X & XI
14h30Muvhango X & XI
15h00Heartland II
Ty returns to Heartland, but then he notices that somebody else has taken his place. Lou and her dad go against grandpa Jack over how they're going to change Heartland.
16h00The Wedding Planner
Mary Fiore (Jennifer Lopez) is the wedding planner. She's ambitious, hard-working, extremely organized, and she knows exactly what to do and say to make any wedding a spectacular event. But when Mary falls (literally) for a handsome doctor her busy yet uncomplicated life is turned upside down - he's the groom in the biggest wedding of her career! Will she help him walk down the aisle with his internet tycoon girlfriend, or will Mary finally get to be the bride herself? When it comes to love, you can never plan what's going to happen. Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey, Bridget Wilson.
SABC 3
12h00The Bold And The Beautiful Omnibus
'Omnibus'. In the fashion world the Forrester family rules from their mansion in Beverly Hills. Behind the glitter and glamour of the catwalk the Forresters encounter many hardships.
14h00Life's Journey
According to DSTV, Life's A Journey. 'S1/E9 - 1/9'. The show assembles the best South African well-being experts and celebrities, giving viewers a peek at how they are living their lives in terms of health, fitness, nutrition and happiness.
14h30Oprah Winfrey (REB)
'S24/E82 - 24/82'. John Edwards' former aide, Andrew Young found himself in the middle of a political firestorm of sex, lies and scandal leading up to the 2008 presidential election. He and his wife, Cheri, share their story.
15h30Eklavya
As the kingdom of Devigarh falls apart, a bodyguard attempts to protect the royal family and their dark secrets. Amitabh Bachchan, Saif Ali Khan, Sanjay Dutt, Vidya Balan. (2007) Vidhu Vinod Chopra
e-TV
12h25Infomercial 5 min
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
12h30e-Shibobo 2010
A magazine programme that features interviews with key players, coaches, commentators, football bodies and prominent soccer personalities.
13h00SHOWBIZ REPORT, THE
Every Saturday Nicky Greenwall brings you The Showbiz Report, a news entertainment programme with an edge - bringing viewers all the freshest information on what's hot and happening in and around the world of theatre, music, fashion and insights into the lives of local and international actors and celebrities. All that and the rest of the stories making news in entertainment this week on The Showbiz Report - Saturday at 7:30pm only on e.
13h30PLANET'S FUNNIEST ANIMALS
The program shows a series of home movies on video submitted by viewers featuring humorous and odd behavior by pets and animals that are voiced over by the host, who usually describes the action in the clips in a funny way.
14h00GUARDING TESS
Old dame Shirley MacLaine locks horns with a steadfast Nicolas Cage in the Thursday Chick Flick, Guarding Tess. America's most beloved former first lady Tess Carlisle (MacLaine) has retired to the Ohio countryside in the wake of her husband's death. Still a feisty woman, Tess is accustomed to getting her way and enjoys ordering her staff around. Her head of security Doug Chesnic (Cage) has finally had enough of her mundane requests and wants a transfer to another position in the secret service. But when the meddling matriarch intervenes to have Doug permanently stationed in her employ, the tension between the two mounts. When danger arrives on their doorstep can they put their differences aside to ensure no harm comes to Tess?
15h55e-Insert
16h00WWE VINTAGE COLLECTION
Take a painful trip down Memory Lane with all the WWE legends from yesteryear. Relive the glorious championships of old with the help of the extensive WWE video library. The show is hosted by "Mean" Gene Okerlund. Mean Gene was born Eugne Okerlund on November 29, 1942. He is a semi-retired professional wrestling interviewer and announcer. He is a 2006 inductee of the WWE Hall Of Fame and currently resides in a lakeside cabin in northern Minnesota.
M-Net
13h00Living With The Pride
'2009 British & Irish Lions 3 - Redemption'. The series looks back at the British & Irish Lions tour to SA during 2009.
14h00ABSA Currie Cup Highlights
'Xerox Lions vs Vodacom Western Province'. Highlights of the latest rugby events that have taken place in the ABSA Currie Cup.
15h00Vodacom Rugby Tri-Nations Highlights
'South Africa vs Australia'. From Loftus Versfeld - Pretoria.
16h00Rugby Chat
A panel of experts discusses, analyses and updates viewers on the match to follow.

Sat 4 Sep 2010 17:00

SABC 1
17h30TBC
According to DSTV, World Of Sport In Mzansi. News, challenges and opportunities in sport.
17h57Sportwrap - Live
18h30So You Think You Can Dance
Auditions were held around South Africa's major cities. A judging panel will select a number of contestants who will be assigned to choreographers for training. The contestants will compete for the title of South Africa's best dancer
19h30Xhosa News
A look at local and international news that is making headlines today, followed by the weather report. Commentary in Xhosa.
SABC 2
18h00News (Afrikaans)
According to DSTV, Nuus. Daily actuality news reports from around the world and locally in Afrikaans.
18h30Rugby Trinations 2010
According to DSTV, Vodacom Tri-Nations. 'South Africa vs Australia'. From Vodacom Park - Bloemfontein.
SABC 3
18h30De Kat
'S1/E12 - 1/12'. De Kat is a magazine programme that aims to demystify the world of art, literature, theatre and cuisine in a humorous but yet informative way.
19h00News @ 7
A general bulletin featuring both national and international news. It concludes with the overnight and next day's weather forecast.
19h30Mighty Joe Young
A giant gorilla is brought to America for safety reasons. He escapes and rampages through Hollywood, spurred by tormentors, out for revenge. Bill Paxton, Charlize Theron. (1998) Ron Underwood
e-TV
17h00WWE NXT
WWE NXT is a hybrid live event/reality show featuring eight well-known, popular WWE Superstars ("Pros") mentoring eight WWE "Rookies." These Rookies, who are learning the ropes, are athletes who epitomize pop culture and personify strong attributes - they are opinionated and aggressive - which means inherent conflict between Rookies and other Rookies, conflict between Rookies and Pros, as well as, conflict between Pros and Pros. The trials and tribulations of the WWE NXT cast ensure action-packed, innovative entertainment - WWE Style.
18h00eNews Early Edition
Early Edition is a brief update of the latest news stories, ahead of our Prime Time slot at 19h00. This bulletin is much shorter than Prime Time, and also features the latest entertainment news. email: Newsroom@etv.co.za
19h00eNews Prime Time
Catch eNews Prime Time for an up-to-the-minute account of current affairs, news, weather, business news and entertainment updates from around the globe.
19h30SHOWBIZ REPORT, THE
Every Saturday Nicky Greenwall brings you The Showbiz Report, a news entertainment programme with an edge - bringing viewers all the freshest information on what's hot and happening in and around the world of theatre, music, fashion and insights into the lives of local and international actors and celebrities. All that and the rest of the stories making news in entertainment this week on The Showbiz Report - Saturday at 7:30pm only on e.
M-Net
17h00Vodacom Rugby Tri-Nations
'South Africa vs Australia'. Live from Vodacom Park - Bloemfontein.
19h00The Adventures Of Merlin
'S2/E5 - 2/5'. Before Merlin and Arthur were legends, they were young men hungry for adventure. In search of love and their own true destinies, the duo make their share of mistakes along the way.

Sat 4 Sep 2010 20:00

SABC 1
20h00Laduma
According to DSTV, Spy Hard. A secret agent has to spring into action to prevent an armless madman from launching a dangerous rocket in a bid to gain control of the world. Leslie Nielsen, Nicollette Sheridan. (1996) Rick Friedberg
22h15To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything (Foreign Movie)
Three drag queens set out on a cross-country journey. Their car breaks down, leaving them stranded in a small town. Wesley Snipes, Patrick Swayze. (1995) Beeban Kidron
SABC 2
21h00Life's Funniest Moments
A fast-paced, exhilarating series of the most hilarious candid real-life moments ever caught on video.
21h30Lotto Draw
South African national lottery draw.
21h35Late Night With Kgomotso II
The show is recorded in a studio to create a real atmosphere with real audiences, in a real venue. Its key requirement is to remain relevant, current to audiences and provide a weekly combination of talk and entertainment.
22h30Without A Trace IV
After therapist Gina Hill disappears, the team investigates and initially suspects that one of her patients may be involved. After discussions with Gina's fiancé and her own therapist, the team follows the trail of clues to a bartender named Vince with an unusual ability to get good women to do whatever he wants them to. Martin continues to struggle with his recovery.
23h30Monk VI
Stottlemeyer must keep up the pretense that Monk is dead, while Adrian tries to determine who frames him for murder. PG L
SABC 3
21h30A Patch of Blue
A lonely, blind woman's life is changed by a chance encounter with a man. She grabs the hand of friendship he offers. Sidney Poitier, Shelley Winters. (1965) Guy Green
e-TV
20h00BEVERLY HILLS NINJA
Haru is an orphan who, as a baby, was found washed up on the shores of Japan and taken to be raised at a secret Japanese dojo. The ninjas think this child could be the Great White Ninja foretold in legend - but he has yet to show it. Haru gets the chance to prove himself when the beautiful, mysterious Alison persuades him to embark on a dangerous mission into the wilds of Beverly Hills. With the help of his ninja brother, Gobei, and his new American friend, Joey, Haru uncovers a plot much larger than he expected, involving counterfeiting and murder. A series of life-threatening challenges culminates in a climactic martial arts showdown as Haru fights to save Alison and prove he is the Great White Ninja. Starring Chris Rock and Chris Farley.
21h50ASYLUM
Based on a novel by Patrick McGrath. Asylum follows a 1950s family living in a home on the grounds of an asylum after Max (Hugh Bonneville), the patriarch, is assigned to serve as deputy director of a remote psychiatric hospital. Neither his wife, Stella (Natasha Richardson), nor his young son, Charlie (Augustus Jeremiah Lewis), are particularly happy about the arrangements, though Stella finds herself slowly becoming attracted to Edgar Stark (Marton Csokas), a charismatic inmate. Despite the obvious repercussions of an extramarital affair and the sage advice of Dr. Cleave (Ian McKellen), a colleague of her husband, Stella's slow-burning attraction becomes an all out obsession and before long, Stella is barely aware that she is risking her family, her sanity, and even her very life for Edgar.
23h55Gametime
M-Net
20h00I Love You, Beth Cooper
A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the most popular cheerleader in school during his graduation speech, causing a series of wild misadventures during graduation night. Hayden Panettiere, Paul Rust. (2009) Chris Columbus
21h40CSI: New York
'S6/E9 - Manhattanhenge'. In the culmination of a multi-episode mystery, Mac and his team uncover the dark lair of a murderous madman, the Compass Killer.
22h40The Return
A businesswoman starts having disturbing visions of a murder that took place in a barn. She obsesses about solving the crime, but so endangers her own life. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Peter O'Brien. (2006) Asif Kapadia. HI Subtitles

Sun 5 Sep 2010 00:00

SABC 1
00h15Music Lounge III
Music programme comprising music videos from local and international artists.
05h00Matrics Uploaded (Science)
According to DSTV, Matrix Uploaded. An educational programme offering multimedia lessons across seven core subjects - mathematics, physical science, English, business studies, accounting, maths literacy and life sciences.
05h50Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only.
SABC 2
00h30Medium V
Allison dreams of a ghost who was a witness to several murders. Meanwhile, Ariel has a strange reaction to an assignment in health class.
01h30Xena I
02h30SABC News International
05h00Horn Of Plenty
Religious programme.
05h30Tyrannus
Tyrannus Apostolic Church with Apostle Simon Mokoena is an African religion programme. Each episode is filled with soul filling excitement and the music by the choir will keep you spiritually uplifted.
05h57Bethesda (Religion) (Nguni)
A devotional message for the day by the minister in which he/she reads the Bible and prays.
SABC 3
00h00Gossip Girl
03h00Every Mother's Worst Fear
05h00Murky Water World
'S1/E2 - 1/2'. Since ancient times, man has understood that the alluvium and the mud brought in by the rivers have been a source of life and richness.
e-TV
01h55SOLDIER'S GIRL
The true story of a young soldier beaten to death for falling in love with a transgendered nightclub performer. When Barry Winchell is assigned to the Airborne Infantry at Ft. Campbell, Kentucky, he?s thrown into a closed world of aggression, and extreme macho ethics. Then he falls unexpectedly in love with a local trans-gendered performer inciting anger, resentment, and finally violence, among his bigoted fellow recruits.
04h10e-Shibobo 2010
04h353RD DEGREE
There is no hiding or running away from the truth when it comes to 3rd Degree, the "no holds barred" current affairs show. Host Debora Patta investigates, exposes and challenges those in authority to be held accountable. Corruption, rape, politics, racism and many other pertinent issues all come under close scrutiny. Don't miss the probing questions and exclusive interviews with 3rd Degree every Tuesday at 9:30pm on e.
05h30Rhema
Pastor Ray McCauley invites you to join in the morning services of Rhema Bible Church.
M-Net
00h05I Know Who Killed Me
A town is plunged into a state of terror when a young woman is abducted and tortured by a serial killer. She manages to escape and warns everyone that the terror is far from over. Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond. (2007) Chris Sivertson
01h50Felon
The life of a mild-mannered family man spirals out of control when he inadvertently kills a burglar. Convicted of manslaughter, he has to endure the horrors of a tough state prison. Stephen Dorff, Val Kilmer. (2008) Ric Roman Waugh
03h35Arctic Tale
This landmark documentary takes 10 years' of footage and turns it into a story about a polar bear and a walrus who have to contend with predators as well as global warming in the North Pole. HI Subtitles
05h00Alvin And The Chipmunks
Three mischievous chipmunks cross paths with a struggling songwriter. They help him climb the rungs to fame and fortune. Jason Lee, Cameron Richardson. (2007) Tim Hill

Sun 5 Sep 2010 06:00

SABC 1
06h00Xihlovo II (Com Rel)
Coverage of current religious and ethical stories from around the world.
06h30Bonisanani IV (Loc Kids) (Current Affairs)
Bonisanani is a modern, youth talk show with a real-life drama element to it.
07h00YOTV XXII Paws and Claws
'Paws & Claws'. Kids make friends with all sorts of animals: domestic and exotic pets, animals in zoos and aquariums, animals in the wild and strange creatures that they never even knew existed.
07h30YOTVXXII Mvubu and Friends
'Mvubu And Friends'. Each week Mvubu the hippo shares animated stories about animals. For 0-6 year olds.
07h45YOTV XXII Team Green
08h00Shinzo (Foreign Animated Series)
Yakumo and her friends meet Kiri, a young girl who claims she is human and knows Shinzo’s location. Kiri is willing to lead Yakumo to Shinzo but only if Yakumo abandons her Enterran friends. Insulted by Kiri’s request, Mushra, Kutal and Saago depart immediately. Just as the two girls locate a castle identified as Shinzo, they are attacked by a Giant Scorpion.
08h30Ben Ten 1 (Foreign Kids - Animation)
When Ben's actions cause him to catch a summer cold, the normal symptoms (watery eyes, stuffed up nose, cough, etc.) take on strange physical changes in his alien personas. To make matters even more difficult, Ben must stop a disgusting creature made from a colony of cockroaches while having to deal with these frequently funny, unusual and often debilitating side effects on his heroes.
09h00Gospel Gold X (Loc Rel Mus)
A spiritually uplifting music show featuring some of the best of local gospel music, plus interviews with your favourite gospel artistes.
10h00The Blog II
The Blog delivers entertainment intertwined with inspiration on many levels.
10h30Imani - The Devine Spark V
The show celebrates the presence of the Divinity within the African traditional religion by providing viewers with a spiritually uplifting experience rather than a lesson in divinity.
10h45An Nur IV (Muslim Mag)
Aiming to empower and enable the youth, and generate moral rearmament. It also outlines the religious dignity of the African faith, the African genius and its spirituality in a celebratory manner.
11h00Spirit Sundae X (Loc Rel Mag)
Celebrating the faith of South Africa, Spirit Sundae scoops the flavour of the month in an entertaining and vibrant format, keeping audiences fascinated, engrossed and spiritually uplifted.
SABC 2
06h00Jakkals Jol III
'S3/E35 - The Indian Tabla'. An Afrikaans music series for children, celebrating different South African music with a bias to Afrikaans music.
06h30Hosanna! IX
Religious programme.
07h00Weekend Live
Weekend Live will bring issues of lifestyle to audiences across South Africa, as well as exploring the world of arts and sports fixtures for the weekend.
08h30Life 24/7 III
A weekly Christian lifestyle programme that embraces the biblical concept of the family and to portray what it means to be a part of Gods family and of your own.
09h00Issues Of Faith XIII
A religious documentary series featuring issues in the various religious communities in South Africa and Africa. It touches on various topics relating to current issues from a religious or spiritual viewpoint.
10h00Hercules 2
In this classic story Hercules, upon his return to his home in the city of Thebes, finds his home devastated and his family missing.
11h00Eastern Mosaic XXVIII
'S28/E30'. The show brings the magic of the East into your home with highlights on the latest fashion trends, music and Bollywood news.
SABC 3
06h30The Golf Bag
An insight into different aspects of golf. The clubhouse looks at great golf clubs and courses around South Africa and abroad.
07h00Joyce Meyer
'1/8'. Joyce brings true Bible answers to help you move forward in your spiritual journey.
07h30Grassroots
According to DSTV, Zooming In On Men. 'S1/E6 - 1/6'. A talk show that tackles issues related to men. It explores the challenges they face in modern South Africa and how they can better engage with their partners. Hosted by writer, actor and radio personality, Eric Miyeni.
08h30X-Men Evolution I
'S1/E8 - 1/8'. Based on one of the world's most popular Marvel comics, this series shows the X-Men back as adolescents struggling to live as mutants among 'normal' beings, while experiencing the awkwardness of being a teenager.
09h00My Friends Tigger and Pooh
Winnie the Pooh has a new friend, a six-year-old girl called Darby. She takes Pooh and friends like Christopher Robin on interactive adventures to learn more about the world.
09h30Isidingo Omnibus
According to DSTV, Isidingo: The Need. 'Omnibus'. A series reflecting the needs, aspirations, conflicts and loves of the people who live and work on the Horizon Deep gold mine, from miner to general manager.
11h30Dtv XI
'S14/E5 - 14/5'. A programme featuring a billboard of events of interest to the deaf community - in sign language with subtitles. It incorporates children's programming, actuality and a soap.
e-TV
06h00Ray Of Hope
Religious inspiration.
06h30Grassroots
Angus Buchan, a farmer from Greytown, preaches about the everyday issues of life.
06h55e-Insert
07h00Rhema
Pastor Ray McCauley invites you to join in the morning services of Rhema Bible Church.
07h30e-Insert
07h35Higher Life
Providing inspiration, faith and hope for everyone.
08h00Life By Design
According to DSTV, Rhema. Pastor Ray McCauley invites you to join in the morning services of Rhema Bible Church.
08h30Spirit of Praise
A show featuring spiritually uplifting content.
09h00Hillsong
Hillsong Television is a half-hour Christian television programme featuring teaching with Pastor Brian Houston and worship led by Darlene Zschech and the Hillsong Music Australia team.
09h30Microscopic Milton
Children's animated shorts featuring a tiny character who lives in a clock in Mrs Witherspoon's house. Only his friend Douglas, a shaggy dog, knows that he is there.
09h35Cool Catz
Cool Catz is a funky, fun studio based show starring 4 of the coolest Cats in town: Catnap, Wildcat, Smartycat and Kitty Kat. Their favourite "hang-out" is the Cool Catz Club House which is situated at the top of a very tall tree. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. Cool Catz embraces the energetic and imaginative world of the pre-school audience. It entertains, excites, stimulates and motivates them to enter the magical world of the Cool Catz. All of the animals and characters will be featured as animations when they are outside the catz club house. As animated characters the catz have super powers...
10h00Shiz Niz
Shiz Niz is a studio-based hip-hop show that comprises various hip-hop elements. Rather than being a play-off or a competition between two groups of hip hoppers, the show is a platform for self-expression.
11h00BEVERLY HILLS NINJA
Haru is an orphan who, as a baby, was found washed up on the shores of Japan and taken to be raised at a secret Japanese dojo. The ninjas think this child could be the Great White Ninja foretold in legend - but he has yet to show it. Haru gets the chance to prove himself when the beautiful, mysterious Alison persuades him to embark on a dangerous mission into the wilds of Beverly Hills. With the help of his ninja brother, Gobei, and his new American friend, Joey, Haru uncovers a plot much larger than he expected, involving counterfeiting and murder. A series of life-threatening challenges culminates in a climactic martial arts showdown as Haru fights to save Alison and prove he is the Great White Ninja. Starring Chris Rock and Chris Farley.
M-Net
07h00Barney & Friends
'S13/E10 - Home Sweet Earth'. Join Barney and the gang for adventure and fun.
07h30Poppets Town
'S1/E5 - 1/5'. Life's a party in Poppets Town. Building, exploring, racing and roaring around town, the Poppets are always having fun, fun, fun. But each new adventure brings with it new challenges.
07h45The Mr. Men Show
'S2/E20 - 2/20'. Whether you are Mr Nervous, Little Miss Chatterbox or Mr Lazy, we could all use a lot more of Little Miss Sunshine.
08h00Trixi
'S1/E23 - 1/23'. Trixi plays on the computer to learn more about wild animals and plants.
08h15Matilda
'S1/E22 - 1/22'. Matilda is the owner of the magazine and she's always looking for one big story to entertain the whole of mouse world. Drama, tears and news stories are her passion.
08h30Bo On The Go!
'S3/E12 - Bo And The Float Fa'. Bo is energetic and inquisitive and lives in a castle with her dragon friend, Dezadore. Bo demonstrates specific body movements young viewers must learn in order to solve adventures.
09h00Carl Squared
'S4/E58 - Two Thongs Don't Make A Right'. The adventures of a 14-year-old boy whose DNA is accidentally mixed with that of a dog.
09h30Hot Wheels: Battle Force Five
'S1/E21 - 1/21'. A select group of teenagers have been given super-powered vehicles so that they can travel through inter-dimensional wormholes where they will do fight in battle zones.
10h00Igor
A scientist has been born with a deformity, although he is gifted, unfortunately everyone around him is too distracted by his pronounced hunchback to notice. Voices of John Cusack, Myleene Klass. (2008) Anthony Leondis

Sun 5 Sep 2010 12:00

SABC 1
12h00Big Up III
A magazine series that celebrates young South Africans helping their communities. Each episode features the making of a music video by a popular artiste.
12h30Life It ! III
According to DSTV, Live It!. 'S3/E5 - 3/5'. Live It! is a wellness, lifestyle and health show targeted at the youth. Each weekly programme is filmed on location around a weekly topic or theme and the roving set travels around the country.
13h00Religions Of South Africa
Taking a look at the role of religion in society and explores traditional religions in South Africa: San religion and African traditional religion.
14h00Sportwrap - Live
According to DSTV, Telkom Splash. A swimming and water sport magazine programme.
14h03Telkom Splash (Swimming)
14h30Sportwrap - Live
15h30Laduma
'Teams to be announced'. Venue to be confirmed.
SABC 2
12h00Dharma III
'S6/E4'. The series explores the various modes of worship, lifestyle, culture, art and history of the migrant Hindu community in the country.
12h15Simcha III
A Jewish magazine that shares and celebrates the life of faith of Judaism as practised in SA. It highlights events within the Jewish community as well as the spirituality and lessons contained within the faith.
12h30Dr. Phil VIII (Repeats)
'S8/E137'. Drawing on over 30 years of experience in psychology and human functioning, Dr. Phil addresses a wide range of issues such as relationships, sex, family, finances and emotional health.
13h30Sport On 2
Round up of the very latest sports events, locally and internationally.
15h307de Laan XI
Vanessa mentions that she has to fix things between her and Xander, but will she succeed? Tim is shocked when Bernard tells him how he feels about him. How will Neville react when Mandla resigns at the Hillside Times? Matrone is convinced that she found the wealthy man in Hillside. Will Nico succeed to fix San-Mari’s computer?
16h007de Laan XI
Felicity is driven to proof Emma’s innocence with regards to the boutique’s finances. Sanjay struggles to talk to someone at Jacobsville with regards to the illnesses. Oubaas gets good luck with regards to a vehicle. Gita is relieved when Len gives her a report about Bright Star. Mandla breaks shocking news to Alyce.
16h307de Laan XI
How will Alyce react if Mandla tells her he has to go away for his new job? Matrone is disappointed when Daan suddenly leaves. Will Annelie be able to handle her first day at Dukes? It looks as if Oubaas bought a dud with regards to his bakkie. Gita is shocked when Len shows her Sanjay’s article about Jacobsville.
SABC 3
12h00Top Billing XX
'S20/E41 - 20/41'. A magazine programme focusing on people and places in South Africa and around the world. It looks at the latest movie releases and features interviews with well-known groups and singers.
13h00Survivor XVI
'S1/E10 - 1/10'. The reward challenge finds the castaways competing at indulging at a feast, followed by a show on Yap Island. Tribal council finds another contestant voted off the island.
14h00Hatch
'S1/E5 - 1/5'. From conception to production to reproduction, Hatch cracks open the world of design. Hatch unscrambles the mysteries and magic of design by showcasing it in all its applications and expressions.
14h30Treasure Planet
A restless teen goes on a fantastic journey across the universe as cabin boy aboard a majestic space galleon. Voices of Roscoe Lee Browne, Corey Burton. (2002) Ron Clements, John Musker
16h30Healing Power of Nature II
'S2/E1 - 2/1'. A documentary telling a real African story, exploring the age-old and mystical relationship between people and nature. The diversity of the characters in the film reflects South African society and its transformation.
e-TV
12h50UEFA MAGAZINE
Weekly Magazine Programme. The most successful club teams in Europe compete for the UEFA Champions League title. The competition was originally organized by Union of European Football Associations (UEFA) in 1952. The current basic format of the competition was established in 1992. There are several stages in the tournament with three preliminary knockout qualifying rounds.
13h25WWE SPECIALS
Brothers in crime, JTG and Shad were once thick as thieves but the internal rivalry between these once bosom buddies has them at each other's throats in the WWE Special: Extreme Rules. After a humiliating defeat by tag team R-Truth and John Morrison, a massive fallout ensued when Shad attacked his partner, blaming JTG for their loss. Shad declared to the WWE world that there was no more Cryme Tyme,, it was his turn to shine. Now these two former allies will compete in a strap match, meaning the winner won't be determined in a traditional pinfall but rather has to touch all four turnbuckles while tied to a leather strap connected to his opponent. Watch these brothers spill blood in the ring.
16h25e-Insert
16h30BIGGEST LOSER OZ, THE
Twelve contestants from Down Under compete through a variety of challenges and weight loss exercises,with the help of toned trainers Bob and Jillian, for the ulitmate title of The Biggest Loser and 150 thousand Australian dollars.
M-Net
12h00Chuck
'S3/E7 - Chuck Versus The Mask'. Chuck and Hannah unexpectedly become part of agent Daniel Shaw's latest mission. Much to Sarah's chagrin, she gets paired with Shaw.
13h00CSI: Miami
'S8/E10 - Count Me Out'. The investigation of a dead census worker sends the team into a high speed car chase and an explosion that threatens the lives of two CSIs.
14h00Brothers & Sisters
'S4/E7 - The Wig Party'. Kitty is devastated when she is faced with the visible ramifications of her cancer treatment, Nora makes a surprising friend with benefits.
15h00Private Practice
'S3/E8 - Sins Of The Father'. Addison is shaken by the unwelcome arrival of her father to Los Angeles, Cooper is arrested when he refuses to cooperate in a case involving a longtime patient.
16h00All Out Rugby
'S10/E30 - 2010/30'. A rugby magazine-type programme with interviews and updates on all rugby-related tournaments plus studio guests offering expert rugby analysis

Sun 5 Sep 2010 17:00

SABC 1
17h25Sportwrap - Live
17h30Gospel Gold X (Loc Rel Mus)
A spiritually uplifting music show featuring some of the best of local gospel music, plus interviews with your favourite gospel artistes.
18h00Roots V
Roots offers a mix of live and taped music, music videos and profiles of both local and sister countries' artists. Featuring interviews and weekly inserts that explore the traditional or Afro-traditional music scenes.
18h30Asikhulume 2010 (Loc Talk)
The programme is presented in both Zulu and English and deals with issues of the day. Issues range from serious topics such as job creation and education to inserts on the lighter side of life.
19h30News (Xhosa)
A look at local and international news that is making headlines today, followed by the weather report.
SABC 2
17h007de Laan XI
Felicity is grateful when Xander offers to handle the situation with Rosie. Clara and Matrone hear about Kabelo’s secret – what will they do with that information? Gita gives Len an order and tells him that he has to keep it secret. Linda is upset about the terrible conditions in which the kids in Jacobsville must live. Mandla made a decision with regards to his job, but Alyce makes him change his mind.
17h307de Laan XI
Mandla and Alyce tell everyone what they decided about Mandla’s new job. Van Coke Kartel must work with Alyce to get everything ready for their gig tonight in the club. Linda finds out what’s in the water that causes all the illnesses in Jacobsville. Errol brings something valuable to Oubaas which he found in Oubaas’s bakkie. Bernard is upset when he sees with who San-Mari is dancing.
18h00News (Afrikaans)
According to DSTV, Nuus. Daily actuality news reports from around the world and locally in Afrikaans.
18h30Fokus 2009
An investigative series that examines important matters such as road accidents, defence matters and other important issues and how they affect the normal man in the street.
19h00Skwizas
Jumaima informs Mmane that, unless Mmane pays a looming tax bill, the actors' agency might be forced to close down. The day is saved when the agency gets to cast an infomercial.
19h30News (Sesotho/Sepedi/Setswana)
Daily actuality news reports from around the world and locally in Sesotho/ Setswana.
SABC 3
18h00Heroes of Nature
'S1/E6 - 1/6'. The hippopotamus is one of the most dangerous animals in Africa - and for this reason one of the most difficult to study. Professor of Zoology and scientist, Hans Klingel elaborates.
19h00News @ 7
A general bulletin featuring both national and international news.
19h30XIII
'S1/E2 - 1/2'. A man with no recollection of the past is discovered in a forest. The only clue to his past is a tattoo that reads 'XIII'. Accused of assassinating the president, the man embarks on a quest to discover his true identity.
e-TV
17h00WWE RAW
Don't miss this action-packed live event show featuring the superstars of the WWE who showcase entertaining matches with storylines that will get you hooked forever! In this one-hour show these musclemen put on an astonishing display of athleticism combined with riveting dramatic and comedic storylines.
18h00eNews Early Edition
Early Edition is a brief update of the latest news stories, ahead of our Prime Time slot at 19h00. This bulletin is much shorter than Prime Time, and also features the latest entertainment news. email: Newsroom@etv.co.za
18h05SECONDS FROM DISASTER
Excitement and anticipation surrounds the 1986 Space Shuttle Challenger launch from Kennedy Space Center in Florida, U.S. This momentous endeavour would mark the first time that any civilian has been flown into space. On 28 January, 1986, school children and others watch eagerly on the ground and on television, as school teacher Christa McAuliffe prepares to become the first civilian to join the astronauts. At 11:38 AM, Space Shuttle Challenger lifts off, barrelling towards the atmosphere. However, a mere 73 seconds later, onlookers and the nation watch in horror when the shuttle is suddenly engulfed in flames and breaks apart in the sky. A full-scale enquiry of the crash is launched with NASA officials searching for clues to the shuttle's explosion, desperate to answer the most agonizing question: could this tragedy have been prevented?
19h00eNews Prime Time
Catch eNews Prime Time for an up-to-the-minute account of current affairs, news, weather, business news and entertainment updates from around the globe.
19h30HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
When Ted pulls an all-nighter working on a pitch in an attempt to bring business to his fledgling architecture firm, Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st-birthday party; and Barney asks Ted for permission to pursue Robin.
M-Net
17h00Scrubs
'S9/E8 - Our Couples'. Lucy finds couplings, dysfunctional or not, throughout the hospital.
17h30Idols 6
'S6 - Spectacular'. Brace yourself for another round of the exciting Idols competition, which will unearth South Africa's latest music sensation.
19h00Carte Blanche
'S10/E34 - 2010/34'. A highly acclaimed magazine show that brings you some of the most intelligent, insightful and controversial reports on current issues of interest.

Sun 5 Sep 2010 20:00

SABC 1
20h00Tears of the Sun (Foreign Movie)
A special team is sent into Nigeria to save an American doctor. However, she refuses to come with them, unless they also take seventy refugees in her care. Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci. (2003) Antoine Fuqua
22h00Trespass (Foreign Movie)
Two firemen get hold of a map that leads to a cache of stolen gold in an abandoned factory in East St Louis. What they don't know is that the factory is on the turf of a local gang. Bill Paxton, Ice-T. (1992) Walter Hill
SABC 2
20h00It's Gospel Time IX
Rebecca Malope, the queen of South African gospel music, presents this celebration of local gospel stars, which also serves as a platform to launch new unsigned gospel talent.
21h00Have You Heard Johannesburg
According to DSTV, Have You Heard From Johannesburg?. This series chronicles the history of the global anti-apartheid movement that took on South Africa's entrenched apartheid regime and its international supporters.
22h00NCIS VI
During the week of Christmas, The Team is Forced to work overtime when they discover their prime suspect had been dead for 17 years.
23h00Heartland II
Amy receives a horse for her birthday, which leads her to decide whether she wants to continue helping at heartland or pursuing a career in show-jumping.
SABC 3
20h30State of Mind
'S1/E2 - 1/2'. This series centres around the people who work at New Haven Psychiatric Associates, a rambling Victorian house-turned-office building for a group of therapists, a newly minted lawyer and a wisecracking office manager.
21h30Solving It IV
'S4/E19 - 4/19'. A docu-drama series that follows seven crime stories that were solved through the dedicated and meticulous work of forensic experts in South Africa.
22h00Dangerous Liasons
According to DSTV, Dangerous Liaisons. In pre-revolutionary France, an upper-class gentleman makes a wager with his ex-lover that he can seduce a virtuous woman. Glenn Close, John Malkovich. (1988) Stephen Frears
e-TV
20h00LORD OF WAR
This film charts the rise and fall of Yuri Orlov, from his early days in the early 1980s in Little Odessa, selling guns to mobsters in his local neighbourhood, through to his ascension through the decade of excess and indulgence into the early 90s, where he forms a business partnership with an African warlord and his psychotic son. The film also charts his relationship through the years with his younger brother, his marriage to a famous model, his relentless pursuit by a determined federal agent and his inner demons that sway between his drive for success and the immorality of what he does.
22h25YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
Sean Connery stars as James Bond in this special-effects spectacular that takes him to Japan to foil an evil plot involving the onset of a nuclear war between the Russians and Americans.
M-Net
20h05The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3
Armed men hijack a New York City subway train, holding the passengers hostage in return for a ransom. Denzel Washington, John Travolta. (2009) Tony Scott
21h50Land Of The Lost
A doctor and his assistant are sucked into a space-time vortex. In this alternate universe, they befriend a primate, their only ally in a world full of dinosaurs and other creatures. Will Ferrell, Danny R McBride. (2009) Brad Silberling
23h30Drag Me to Hell
A loan officer ordered to evict an old woman from her home finds herself the recipient of a supernatural curse, which turns her life into a living hell. Alison Lohman, Justin Long. (2009) Sam Raimi

Mon 6 Sep 2010 00:00

SABC 1
00h00Music Lounge III
A compilation of the best music videos. Note: No information available on official guide.
01h00Laduma: FIFA U17 Womens's World Cup: South Africa vs Korea Republic
05h00AUM Xll
AUM is a Hindu devotion that reflects messages of peace, courage, love and other virtues from the Hindu community. Important messages and teachings are shared and messages on various festivals, important holidays and universal human values are also reflected. Scholars of the Faith and leaders share inspiration and joy to all South Africans. Note: No information available on official guide.
05h02Matrics Uploaded
SABC 2
00h00Vanishing Son
01h00Isinuka Spring Wonder Water
02h00Hercules 2
03h00SABC News International
05h00Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
05h30Agri TV
05h57Bethesda (Nguni/Sotho)
SABC 3
00h00L & O Special Victim Unit VI Omnibus
03h00All the Fine Young Cannibals
05h00Sotho News
05h30Afrikaans News
e-TV
00h40LORD OF WAR
This film charts the rise and fall of Yuri Orlov, from his early days in the early 1980s in Little Odessa, selling guns to mobsters in his local neighbourhood, through to his ascension through the decade of excess and indulgence into the early 90s, where he forms a business partnership with an African warlord and his psychotic son. The film also charts his relationship through the years with his younger brother, his marriage to a famous model, his relentless pursuit by a determined federal agent and his inner demons that sway between his drive for success and the immorality of what he does.
02h50ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER
Gangster Eddie Lee is killed by a trusted lieutenant and finds himself in Harry Redmond Junior's special effects Hell, where Nick the Devil sees that he is an exact double for a judge who Nick doesn't approve of. Eddie agrees to having his soul transferred to the judge's body, as it will give him a chance to take revenge on his killer. But every action taken by Eddie results in good rather than evil and, to Nick's dismay, the reputation and influence of the judge is enhanced, rather than impaired by Eddie. Eddie also falls in love with the judge's fiancee, Barbara. Starring Claude Rains and Anne Baxter
04h30MEDICAL DETECTIVES
Between 1986 and 1989, a disease swept through British cattle herds. The disease came to be known as the mad-cow disease. Scientist began to suspect that this was somehow related to some human illness. A California neurologist, said both humans and animals were suffering from a mutated prion. When defective prions are transmitted from an infected host to a new host, they convert any normal prions they come across into copies of themselves. So it is possible for a mutated prion to be transmitted from a cow to a person by eating beef. Dr. Stanley B. Prusiner received a Nobel prize for his work with prions.
05h30African Language News
Join us at 05:30am for the latest African Language Bulletins presented in Zulu, Sotho, Afrikaans, Xhosa and Setswana. email: MorningEdition@etv.co.za
M-Net

Mon 6 Sep 2010 06:00

SABC 1
06h00Kids News And Current Affairs II
06h30Takalani Sesame Reversioning II (Loc Child)
07h00YOTV Paws and Claws
07h30YOTV Land XXII
07h45YOTV XXII Ilitha Lethu
08h00The Bold and the Beautiful
08h30Isidingo XIII
09h00Generations XVIII
09h30Asikhulume 2010 (Loc Talk)
11h00Laduma: FIFA U17 Women's World Cup: Trinidad & Tobago vs Chile
SABC 2
06h00Morning Live
08h00Parliament A View From The House
08h30Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
09h00Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
09h30Ovide And The Gang
09h45Ovide And The Gang
10h00Jakkals Jol III
10h30Rivoningo II
11h00Masupatsela II
11h30Motswako XI
SABC 3
06h00Interface
06h30Best Of Special Assignment (REB)
07h00Me and My World
07h30AM Shopping
09h307de Laan X
10h00Generations XVIII B
10h30Isidingo XIII
11h00Tyra Banks Show IV
e-TV
06h00SUNRISE
Wake up to a world of entertainment with e.tv's breakfast show Sunrise from 6am to 8am, Monday to Friday. The show will cover all aspects affecting your world, from the latest news in politics, sport, business, health, entertainment, weather and traffic updates. Sunrise will take an in-depth look at the local and international music industry, interview popular celebrities and peek at what there is to watch at the movies. Everything you need to know before you step outside your door. Sunrise is a multi platform show which will allow viewers to interact with hosts, Sindy Mabe and Graeme Richards. The viewers will be able to voice their opinions by phoning in, emailing or SMSing their comments. For a breakfast like no other tune into Sunrise and start a new day.
08h00African Language Early Edition 2010
08h30Infomercial 10mins
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
08h40Infomercial 10mins
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
08h50Infomercial 10mins
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
09h00RHYTHM CITY
Lu's day goes from bad to worse: the press lap up Sunay's version of the MIAs event, and then fuming Franco demands a meeting with the two stars. Japhta puts Stone in an awkward position of having no choice but to reveal his sexuality to Johnny. Boboza is snatched from Miles. Thembi breaks S'bu's heart.
09h30e-Shibobo 2010
10h003RD DEGREE
There is no hiding or running away from the truth when it comes to 3rd Degree, the "no holds barred" current affairs show. Host Debora Patta investigates, exposes and challenges those in authority to be held accountable. Corruption, rape, politics, racism and many other pertinent issues all come under close scrutiny. Don't miss the probing questions and exclusive interviews with 3rd Degree every Tuesday at 9:30pm on e.
10h30SUNSET BEACH
Ben woke up and took Benjy from the room. Tim and Casey disarmed the kidnapper. Just as they were about to stop him, Tess yelled out that the man she saw was after them. Ben and Benjy returned, and Ben told the others that Benjy had been playing with a lighter. Tess lost it when she saw a bandage on Benjy's arm, despite Ben's assurance that it was just a scratch, and he'd had it checked out by the paramedics who came in response to the explosion.
11h20Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
11h30GREAT EXPECTATIONS
Great Expectations is aimed primarily at women on maternity leave. It's designed to help young mums with that life changing transition from woman to mother. Our goal is to guide you through the many delightful challenges of motherhood without losing your sense of humour! If you are intimidated by the new pram, and don't have a clue how to put your baby into the car seat, we are here for you. Equally if you are battling with more serious problems like Post Natal Depression or a little one with special needs, we offer a non-judgmental forum, a place to chat and share what you are going through.
M-Net

Mon 6 Sep 2010 12:00

SABC 1
13h00Shift VI (Loc Edu) (Talk Show)
14h00Matrics Uploaded
15h00Teenagers On A Mission
16h00YOTV XXII Blast
16h15YOTV XXII Vuvuzela
16h30Johnny Bravo (Kids) (Foreign)
I Used to Be Funny Johnny must confront his fear of clowns when he gets in between two clowns arguing over who is funnier. My Fair Dork When a school geek wants to take Suzy to the school dance, Johnny decides to help. However, he soon learns that his lady-grabbing tactics work better for the geek than they do for him, as the student becomes the master! 'Twas the Night When Johnny mistakes Santa Claus for a burglar and knocks out jolly old Saint Nick, he must don the red cap to save Christmas.
SABC 2
12h00Dr. Phil VIII
12h50Days Of Our Lives XXVIII
13h35Judge Mathis V
14h20As The World Turns I
15h007de Laan XI
Mandla and Alyce tell everyone what they decided about Mandla’s new job. Van Coke Kartel must work with Alyce to get everything ready for their gig tonight in the club. Linda finds out what’s in the water that causes all the illnesses in Jacobsville. Errol brings something valuable to Oubaas which he found in Oubaas’s bakkie. Bernard is upset when he sees with who San-Mari is dancing.
15h30Siyaya 2010
16h00Hectic Nine-9 V
16h30Hip2B2III
SABC 3
12h00Knight Rider IV
13h30Africa News Update
14h00The Mummy II
14h30W.I.T.C.H
e-TV
12h25Infomercial 5 min
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
12h30Backstage
Join the aspiring stars at Vulindlela College where plotting, scheming and intrigue become everyday motives in a relentless quest to secure the limelight in Backstage - an exciting youth drama series set in downtown Johannesburg. email: backstage@etv.co.za
13h00NEWS DAY
Join Andrew Barnes for a roundup of news making headlines today and live interviews with newsmakers, personalities and celebrities - that's Lunchtime Live - weekdays at 1pm.
13h30WWE NXT
WWE NXT is a hybrid live event/reality show featuring eight well-known, popular WWE Superstars ("Pros") mentoring eight WWE "Rookies." These Rookies, who are learning the ropes, are athletes who epitomize pop culture and personify strong attributes - they are opinionated and aggressive - which means inherent conflict between Rookies and other Rookies, conflict between Rookies and Pros, as well as, conflict between Pros and Pros. The trials and tribulations of the WWE NXT cast ensure action-packed, innovative entertainment - WWE Style.
14h30Microscopic Milton
Children's animated shorts featuring a tiny character who lives in a clock in Mrs Witherspoon's house. Only his friend Douglas, a shaggy dog, knows that he is there.
14h35Cool Catz
Cool Catz is a funky, fun studio based show starring 4 of the coolest Cats in town: Catnap, Wildcat, Smartycat and Kitty Kat. Their favourite "hang-out" is the Cool Catz Club House which is situated at the top of a very tall tree. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. Cool Catz embraces the energetic and imaginative world of the pre-school audience. It entertains, excites, stimulates and motivates them to enter the magical world of the Cool Catz. All of the animals and characters will be featured as animations when they are outside the catz club house. As animated characters the catz have super powers...
15h00KEKE'S STORY
15h15KEKE'S STORY
15h30SISTAHOOD
Sistahood is the first of its kind on teen television programming. For girls, by girls - an exclusive platform for female expression! During these 24-minutes, 2 Sistahood presenters chill with a Girl Power guest, "shop" and talk about being on the move and going places, and have inspirational quotes to encourage sistas to do it for themselves. Content of the programme is aimed exclusively at our female audience and comprise of current, relevant, exciting and totally "girly" issues. No scripts - all ad lib!
16h30Infomercial 10mins
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
16h40YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
Chance's doctor updates the Chancellors. Phyllis receives a letter from Patty. Billy reacts to Mac's surrogacy news.
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Mon 6 Sep 2010 17:00

SABC 1
17h00YOTV XXII Groova
17h30SiSwati/Ndebele News
18h00The Bold and the Beautiful
18h30Mzansi Insider
19h00City Ses'la 4
19h30News (Zulu)
SABC 2
17h00Dragonball
17h30News Venda/Tsonga
18h00When Duty Calls
18h307de Laan XI
Will Kabelo’s tip work for Matrone? Herman gets suspicious when Gita is stressed while she is on the phone with Len. Bernard and Tim have an argument when Bernard tells Tim what he wants to study. How will Herman react when he sees where Annelie works at night?
19h00News (Afrikaans)
19h3050/50 II
SABC 3
17h35Oprah Winfrey Show XXIV
19h30Suite Life on Deck
e-TV
17h30FRESH
Michael (or Fresh as he's well known) is a 12-year-old drug pusher who lives in a crowded house with his cousins and aunt. His father has become a street bum, but still meets with fresh on occasion to play chess. Fresh is rather quiet in a crazy world. Fresh' sister is a junkie who sleeps with the dealers that fresh sells for. As the story progresses Fresh realizes that he doesn't want to sell drugs anymore, he wants revenge.
18h00eNews Early Edition
Early Edition is a brief update of the latest news stories, ahead of our Prime Time slot at 19h00. This bulletin is much shorter than Prime Time, and also features the latest entertainment news. email: Newsroom@etv.co.za
18h30RHYTHM CITY
After Lucas leaves for KZN due to a family emergency, Thembi immediately seeks S'bu. The community gathers to find out which company has won the housing project tender. Here's a clue: Johnny pays Sydney - head of the tender board - the second half of a bribe. Under Franco's strict instructions, Lu and Sunay continue to pretend to be new BFF for the benefit of the press.
19h00eNews Prime Time
Catch eNews Prime Time for an up-to-the-minute account of current affairs, news, weather, business news and entertainment updates from around the globe.
19h30SCANDAL!
While mourning Lefa, Palesa collapses and is taken to hospital. Tino declines Erin's offer to go into business together. Palesa learns from Maletsatsi and Eddie that she's pregnant, but doesn't tell Benjamin or Constance.
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Mon 6 Sep 2010 20:00

SABC 1
20h00Generations XIX
20h30Zone 14 (Loc Drama)
The day of the finals has arrived. The community and players are in disagreement about whether Sting should take a cortisone shot in his knee, he may damage his knee for life. Jungle is suspicious of Nina and Mdu. Vuvu is struggling with his conscience.
21h00Soccerzone - Live
22h00Black Donnelys
23h00Music Lounge III
A compilation of the best music videos. Note: No information available on official guide.
SABC 2
20h30News (Sesotho/Sepedi/Setswana)
21h00Muvhango X & XI
21h30Motswako XI
22h00Confessions Of A Gambler
23h45Matric Reversioning
SABC 3
20h00Survivor XVI
21h00The OC IV
22h15Terminator:Sarah Connor Chronicles II
23h15Iron Road
e-TV
20h00FEAR FACTOR INTERNATIONAL
This two-part Las Vegas episode featured six contestants competing in six stunts. The winner would have to bet half their winnings on a hand of blackjack. (Continues from Part 1) Stunt #4 (Taxi To Taxi Jump) Two taxi cabs will each be suspended from their own crane over 70 above the Las Vegas strip. The contestant will be seated in one of the cabs and on go they must climb out of the car window and make their way back to the trunk, releasing flags along the way and then make their way back across the top of the car to the hood. Once on the hood, they must jump from their car to the other car, which is hanging at the same level approx. 4 feet away. Once on the second cab they must make their way to the rear of the cab and retrieve a key from the...
21h00EKASI: OUR STORIES
Voli lives in his late parent's four room house which he shares with his brother Thulani and wife, Rhulani. As the last born he looks forward to them moving out to their own home leaving him as the sole owner of the house. Where he will be able to fulfil his ambition of starting a food business. In the mean time he runs a Spaza shop in the backroom. When his brother dies unexpectedly, Rhulani's mother, MaManganyi, arrives to support her daughter through this tragic period. Voli agrees for MaManganyi to stay for a while to help her daughter recuperate. As time passes he grows concerned when she starts to take over the house by changing furniture, using his mother's special things, taking his stock from Spaza shop without paying and almost burning down the house. He decides that he has had enough and wants her gone. He arranges transport...
22h00eNews Late Edition
Late Edition aims to recap and update the day's main stories. With a strong emphasis on news, finance and sports this is the 'executive' bulletin for those who may have been working late at the office. email: Newsroom@etv.co.za
22h30WWE AFTERBURN
Your Tuesday evenings are getting an extra dose of adrenalin with WWE: Afterburn, an action-packed one-hour show guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seats. If you missed any of your favourite wrestlers on Smackdown, then this show is your opportunity to recap their glorious moves. Hosted by Josh Mathews, Afterburn also gives you the latest news, interviews and information on MVP, Edge, Big Show and many more.
23h30Gametime
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Tue 7 Sep 2010 00:00

SABC 1
05h00Izwi Labantu XlI
05h02Matrics Uploaded
SABC 2
00h45Going Up Again I
Buli’s birthday present poses a problem for the office. Meanwhile, Reggie is persuaded to help a group of extreme sportsmen who aren’t receiving funding for their shark diving expeditions. The reason for this is because they can’t find any black people who are willing (or crazy enough) to go shark diving.
01h15Fela's TV
Hercules believes that Fela has psychic powers and can predict the future. But this is only part of Fela’s scheme to try and convince Hercules to be on time. Nevertheless, Hercules tries to get Fela to bet on the horses.
01h45Xena II
02h45As The World Turns I
03h30SABC News International
05h00Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
05h30Agri TV
05h57Bethesda (Sotho)
SABC 3
01h15Born to the Wind
05h00Sotho News
05h30Afrikaans News
e-TV
01h30SUNDOWNERS, THE
Robert Preston and Robert Sterling play two brothers who find themselves on opposite sides of the legal fence. Since Sterling rather than Preston has the mustache this time, Sterling's the bad guy. Caught in the crossfire is Preston's son, who is menaced by Sterling.
03h05THE ROAD TO HOLLYWOOD
The Road to Hollywood tells the story of Bing Crosby's rise to fame, using scenes from four early Crosby shorts to illustrate his fictional biography. Starring Bing Crosby and Bud Pollard.
04h05Biggest Loser UK, The
05h30African Language News
Join us at 05:30am for the latest African Language Bulletins presented in Zulu, Sotho, Afrikaans, Xhosa and Setswana. email: MorningEdition@etv.co.za
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Tue 7 Sep 2010 06:00

SABC 1
06h00Kids News And Current Affairs II
06h30Takalani Sesame Reversioning II (Loc Child)
07h00YOTV XXII Zenzele
07h30YOTV Land XXII
07h45YOTV XXII Ilitha Lethu
08h00The Bold and the Beautiful
08h30Isidingo XIII
09h00Generations XVIII
09h30Muvhango X & XI
11h00Imizwilili XIII
SABC 2
06h00Morning Live
08h00Parliament A View From The House
08h30Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
09h00Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
09h10Thabang Thabong IX
09h30Ovide And The Gang
09h45Ovide And The Gang
10h00Takalani Sesame 2 (M)
10h30Rivoningo II
11h00It's For Life VII
11h30Talk SA
SABC 3
06h00Interface
06h30Best Of Special Assignment (REB)
07h00Finley the Fire Engine
08h00AM Shopping
09h307de Laan X
10h30Generations XVIII B
11h00Tyra Banks Show III
e-TV
06h00SUNRISE
Wake up to a world of entertainment with e.tv's breakfast show Sunrise from 6am to 8am, Monday to Friday. The show will cover all aspects affecting your world, from the latest news in politics, sport, business, health, entertainment, weather and traffic updates. Sunrise will take an in-depth look at the local and international music industry, interview popular celebrities and peek at what there is to watch at the movies. Everything you need to know before you step outside your door. Sunrise is a multi platform show which will allow viewers to interact with hosts, Sindy Mabe and Graeme Richards. The viewers will be able to voice their opinions by phoning in, emailing or SMSing their comments. For a breakfast like no other tune into Sunrise and start a new day.
08h00African Language Early Edition 2010
08h30Infomercial 10mins
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
08h40Infomercial 10mins
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
08h50Infomercial 10mins
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
09h00RHYTHM CITY
After Lucas leaves for KZN due to a family emergency, Thembi immediately seeks S'bu. The community gathers to find out which company has won the housing project tender. Here's a clue: Johnny pays Sydney - head of the tender board - the second half of a bribe. Under Franco's strict instructions, Lu and Sunay continue to pretend to be new BFF for the benefit of the press.
09h30SCANDAL!
While mourning Lefa, Palesa collapses and is taken to hospital. Tino declines Erin's offer to go into business together. Palesa learns from Maletsatsi and Eddie that she's pregnant, but doesn't tell Benjamin or Constance.
10h00SHOWBIZ REPORT, THE
Every Saturday Nicky Greenwall brings you The Showbiz Report, a news entertainment programme with an edge - bringing viewers all the freshest information on what's hot and happening in and around the world of theatre, music, fashion and insights into the lives of local and international actors and celebrities. All that and the rest of the stories making news in entertainment this week on The Showbiz Report - Saturday at 7:30pm only on e.
10h30SUNSET BEACH
After they brought Benjy home, Tess fell apart in Tim's arms because she didn't know what she'd do if anything happened to Benjy. Tim pointed out to Tess that she was the reason that meg looked away. Then Tess mentioned one kidnapper, forgetting the other that she said she saw. Tim told her that she was bothering him.
11h20Infomercials
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
11h30GREAT EXPECTATIONS
Great Expectations is aimed primarily at women on maternity leave. It's designed to help young mums with that life changing transition from woman to mother. Our goal is to guide you through the many delightful challenges of motherhood without losing your sense of humour! If you are intimidated by the new pram, and don't have a clue how to put your baby into the car seat, we are here for you. Equally if you are battling with more serious problems like Post Natal Depression or a little one with special needs, we offer a non-judgmental forum, a place to chat and share what you are going through.
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Tue 7 Sep 2010 12:00

SABC 1
12h00Judge Joe Brown
13h00Shift VI (Loc Edu) (Talk Show)
14h00Matrics Uploaded
15h00Selimathunzi XXIII
15h30Teen Titans (Kids) (Foreign)
Raven doesn't show fear. Or at least, that's what she wants others to think. But when an unknown and ghostly force starts hunting down the Titans one by one, Titans Tower turns into a house of horrors--and even Raven gets rattled. Will she be able to control her fear long enough to find out what's really going on?
16h00YOTV XXII Blue Couch
16h30Quantum Ray (Kids) Foreign
SABC 2
12h00Dr. Phil VIII
12h50Days Of Our Lives XXVIII
13h35Judge Mathis V
14h20As The World Turns I
15h007de Laan XI
Will Kabelo’s tip work for Matrone? Herman gets suspicious when Gita is stressed while she is on the phone with Len. Bernard and Tim have an argument when Bernard tells Tim what he wants to study. How will Herman react when he sees where Annelie works at night?
15h30Muvhango X & XI
16h00Hectic Nine-9 V
16h30Keeping It Real V
SABC 3
12h00Knight Rider III
13h30Africa News Update
14h00Food Inc
14h30Marvel Comics X-Men
15h00All My Children VII
15h503 Talk with Noeleen X
16h45Days of our Lives XXVIII
e-TV
12h25Infomercial 5 min
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
12h30Backstage
Join the aspiring stars at Vulindlela College where plotting, scheming and intrigue become everyday motives in a relentless quest to secure the limelight in Backstage - an exciting youth drama series set in downtown Johannesburg. email: backstage@etv.co.za
13h00NEWS DAY
Join Andrew Barnes for a roundup of news making headlines today and live interviews with newsmakers, personalities and celebrities - that's Lunchtime Live - weekdays at 1pm.
13h30WWE AFTERBURN
Your Tuesday evenings are getting an extra dose of adrenalin with WWE: Afterburn, an action-packed one-hour show guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seats. If you missed any of your favourite wrestlers on Smackdown, then this show is your opportunity to recap their glorious moves. Hosted by Josh Mathews, Afterburn also gives you the latest news, interviews and information on MVP, Edge, Big Show and many more.
14h30Microscopic Milton
Children's animated shorts featuring a tiny character who lives in a clock in Mrs Witherspoon's house. Only his friend Douglas, a shaggy dog, knows that he is there.
14h35Cool Catz
Cool Catz is a funky, fun studio based show starring 4 of the coolest Cats in town: Catnap, Wildcat, Smartycat and Kitty Kat. Their favourite "hang-out" is the Cool Catz Club House which is situated at the top of a very tall tree. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. The inside of the Cool Catz Club house is a magical place where the Cats sing, play games, make items and generally have loads of fun. Cool Catz embraces the energetic and imaginative world of the pre-school audience. It entertains, excites, stimulates and motivates them to enter the magical world of the Cool Catz. All of the animals and characters will be featured as animations when they are outside the catz club house. As animated characters the catz have super powers...
15h00GERALD MCBOING BOING
Eps#51a - Hide and Seek, Crying Babies and the Tissue Monster Gerald, Jacob and Janine play hide ?n seek. A flight attendant mistakes Gerald?s sounds for a real flight. A tissue-monster spreads germs throughout the land. Nothing pleases one passenger on a whale-watching tour.
15h30Frenzy
16h00Zoboomafoo
Zoboomafoo is about making friends with animals. The leaping lemur has bounced his way into the hearts and homes of kids everywhere. Fast-paced and fun, the Emmy award-winning series combines live-action, animation and claymation delivering animal adventures like you've never seen before. As Zoboo would say - "Mangatsika"
16h30Infomercial 10mins
A home-shopping programme that provides information about various products offered on TV only. Note: No information available on official guide.
16h40YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
Ashley realizes the depth of Abby's pain. Ryder's story sets off alarms in Michael. Chloe confesses her feelings for Chance.
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Tue 7 Sep 2010 17:00

SABC 1
17h00YOTV XXII Gimme the Mic
17h15YOTV XXII Haaibo!
17h30SiSwati/Ndebele News
18h00The Bold and the Beautiful
18h30Rize Mzansi (Loc Reality)
19h30Xhosa News
SABC 2
17h00Dragonball
17h30News Venda/Tsonga
18h00Ngula Ya Vutivi/ Zwa Maramani
18h307de Laan XI
Annelie asks Herman to keep quiet about her job at Dukes, but will he agree? Zinzi tries to persuade Oubaas to sell the ring for millions, but Oubaas has other plans. Kabelo gets stressed when Matrone asks for a very important love tip. Xander suggests to Linda that she leaves the water pollution story when he tells her who the owner of Bright Star is.
19h00News (Afrikaans)
19h30Amalia
Piet Vos undergo a brain scan to establish whether he suffers from amnesia. The carpet gets pulled from under the feet of Captain Wollie de Wet after he hear that Tina Wilsenach who he is eyeing, is getting married to Swys van Wyk.
SABC 3
17h35Oprah Winfrey Show XXIV
19h30Big Bang Theory
e-TV
17h30MEDICAL DETECTIVES
The St. Louis police and the FBI didn't need bloodhounds, lab tests, fingerprints or other standard tools of criminal investigation to help them track down a serial killer. To put an end to the string of murders, police needed only a computer - and the knowledge of how it worked.
18h00eNews Early Edition
Early Edition is a brief update of the latest news stories, ahead of our Prime Time slot at 19h00. This bulletin is much shorter than Prime Time, and also features the latest entertainment news. email: Newsroom@etv.co.za
18h30RHYTHM CITY
Thembi has a sudden, terrifying attack of guilt after sleeping with S'bu. Stone is the main man in the community and Fats has dollar signs in his eyes. Franco, irritated by the apparent truce between Sunay and Lu, does his best to fan the flames. A completely unexpected event halts proceedings during Hustle's press conference to announce Boboza's signing.
19h00eNews Prime Time
Catch eNews Prime Time for an up-to-the-minute account of current affairs, news, weather, business news and entertainment updates from around the globe.
19h30SCANDAL!
It's the day of Lefa's funeral and Palesa still cannot accept her husband is dead. Eddie breaks the news of Palesa's pregnancy to the Letswalos. Shakira puts Tino on the spot during an interview. Mo grapples with her desire to have another child.
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Tue 7 Sep 2010 20:00

SABC 1
20h00Generations XVIII
20h30Tshisa II (Loc Drama
Bafana returns home. So does Ayanda – she visits Thembela. Lindiwe hits paydirt – but the money doesn’t last long. Precious has to stay over at the Shabalalas – with Bafana back home. Pushy and Ayanda have a chat about Bafana’s sex life before he was shot and then Pushy visits the tavern in Soweto where Bafana was shot. Frank has it out with his sons. Stan visits Ayanda – the old chemistry between them is still very much there. Lead Cast: Bongani Masondo (Bafana), Zukisa Matola (Ayanda), Innocent Masuku (Baksteen), Mbali Mlotshwa (Precious), Melusi Yeni (Bheki), and Thandy Matlaila (Lindiwe).
21h00Forgotten Gold (Loc Doc)
22h00Lincoln Heights (Foreign Drama Series)
Lizzie is kidnapped and the Suttons are thrown into a race against time to get her back. Eddie walks a dangerous line between playing by the book and taking matters into his own hands, and he and Jenn wonder if it’s time to leave Lincoln Heights.
23h00Cutting Edge II (Loc)(Current Affairs)
23h30Music Lounge III
A compilation of the best music videos. Note: No information available on official guide.
SABC 2
20h30News (Sesotho/Sepedi/Setswana)
21h00Muvhango X & XI
21h34Tsha Tsha 3
22h00Afro Café
23h00Quantum Leap II
SABC 3
20h01Interface
20h31Special Assignment
21h00The OC IV
22h15Terminator:Sarah Connor Chronicles I
23h15Knight Rider
e-TV
20h00WWE SUPERSTARS
Monday nights get a dazzling makeover, WWE-style with the all-new wrestling show, WWE Superstars. Reading like a who's who list of the most revered wrestlers of the RAW, ECW and Smackdown brands, WWE Superstars is a star-studded event. Bask in the painful magnificence of Randy Orton, Edge and Zack Ryder each Monday night at 8PM.
21h004PLAY
e.tv viewers can expect heart-stopping truths about love, sex and relationships in the sizzling new local drama, 4 Play: Sex Tips For Girls. Premiering on Tuesday 2 February, this 13-part series will produce a few blushes, much laughter, and some tears as it explores the birds and the bees with all its consequences. The story revolves around four thirty-something women - Nox, Noma, Amira and Danny from contemporary Johannesburg. These ladies are different in character, social and economic status, but they are all after one thing: Love, Lots of it. Deep. Fulfilling. Love. The four women embark on their own colourful journeys, never afraid to experiment or explore to impress the opposite sex. It's funny and a little irreverent at times, but the drama unfolds when the women encounter the treacherous and sometimes extreme paths of relationships in each episode. "4 Play is deliciously sexy, frantically funny, and unbelievably real....
21h303RD DEGREE
There is no hiding or running away from the truth when it comes to 3rd Degree, the "no holds barred" current affairs show. Host Debora Patta investigates, exposes and challenges those in authority to be held accountable. Corruption, rape, politics, racism and many other pertinent issues all come under close scrutiny. Don't miss the probing questions and exclusive interviews with 3rd Degree every Tuesday at 9:30pm on e.
22h00eNews Late Edition
Late Edition aims to recap and update the day's main stories. With a strong emphasis on news, finance and sports this is the 'executive' bulletin for those who may have been working late at the office. email: Newsroom@etv.co.za
22h30SENIOR SKIP DAY
A school loser accidentally becomes responsible for telling the school principle about the secret senior skip day party and therefore has to throw the biggest and craziest skip day party of all time to make up for it--and get the girl.
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